Chainsaw Operation Guide

From time to time, people ask me to post an image of myself. Suppose this is as good as any. Yeah, that's just me, being me. . .

These shots were snapped by =wynnesome during a "groundbreaking" ceremony of sorts. The wall is coming down for the expansion of a second photo studio at her complex. Everyone had a blast, getting down and dirty with the chainsaw, sledgehammer, nail gun, and other implements of destruction. WAY too much fun!

Model: Me. I really have the physique of an athlete, but you know the old saying about the camera adding 70 pounds.
Photographer: =wynnesome

Disclaimer: Seriously, if anyone actually thinks this is how you should operate a chainsaw, Darwin's theory of Natural Selection has a special place reserved for you!